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Just as Quasimodo, his older brother and famous, Quasidomo also has a certain fondness for working with bells. But Quasidomo not like that story of churches, towers, heights and pull heavy things.

He preferred to be butler and only chimes to announce dinner.

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She is pure sex, lust and anger.
She's a maneater.
And their souls too.

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Dr. Von Smith hesitated at first, but eventually bowed to reason.
Pressured by the Union of Mad Scientists Helpers (a novel agreement with the International Association of Helpers, Wizards and Thugs of Villains), he finally granted Igor all employee benefits provided by law.

After 57 years of uninterrupted service and full-time, as close a relationship that goes beyond the professional boundaries *, Igor earned vacation delayed, guarantee fund, pension plan, health care, dental coverage, wage hike on the 3rd and the 10th-corrected.

But what Igor really liked the new uniform was won.
With a wide, crooked smile on his face, he kept showing everybody:
- It braaanco, nooovo! Braaancooo!


* On several occasions Igor was an attentive listener and generous trustee of intimate matters of faith and Von Smith. Although we do not understand anything of what was happening.

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Mimosa suffers from a certain bipolar disorder, an average degree of panic disorder and early symptoms of schizophrenia with split personality.

Most of the time, when she takes all her medicine black box, although it behaves just like a girl. Brabo is the same when it mixes with the blue pills red pills and some shots of whiskey. Then, to hold it with only a few applications of electric shock (20 to 30 mA).

But there's no way to call it exactly mad cow.

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He could not act like everyone else and it tormented him. Always ended up doing something that he himself, in accordance with all codes and decorated learned, thought it was very wrong, or at least morally dubious.

He tried desperately to be like the others.
He prayed, fasted, lit candles, prayed, meditated, but nothing happened.

Then I looked inside, for its dark, and had a lighting.
It was something really bad, it was hopeless. Then I went to live in peace.
Saw the light in their own shadows.

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Every time I hear the Blue Danube he can not contain.
He is a furry, happy and bouncy.

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A pen.
A napkin.
One waits for the account.
Little on the head.

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Dioclécio walked with a bad thoughts and he was not liking it.
He wanted to get rid of them.

The psycho-therapist who said he consulted to take care of this problem was a matter of treating complex and time consuming. And the end result was perhaps not even finish off with them, but learn to accept them and live with such undesirable mentalizações.

Dioclécio then sought a neuro-surgeon-healer, an adherent of surgical procedures and experimental extremes, and had to take everything. Changed the brain by a motherboard X-86 with 128 MB of RAM and a 80GB HD partitioned with Unix 2.0.

Dioclécio is a practical man. Likes to solve their problems until the end, while tails.
Today, when some thought undesirable, just delete it and when it starts to get a little messy here just give a formatted and reinstall the system.
Sometimes Dioclécio gives a locked, but nothing that a boot does not solve the hard way.

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You do not have the slightest interest in the Earth's inhabitants. Never abducted anyone.
But his only close encounter changed his life.
Since then usually come to Earth at least once a month.
There is not __________ on Mars. ^A


1. Fill in the blank.

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Ceticix still do not understand all this fame around the famous magic potion.
He even thought that does not taste bad, but could not feel that the "link" both say that it gives.
He still prefers a half-dozen beers before the battle.