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Did not take shit home.
He was always willing to resolve any disagreement on the basis of the here and now.

Unless the antagonism was in physical or numerical superiority.
There had no doubt sent wrap for travel. It was express delivery.

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The omniscient eye was red and a web-cam generic low-resolution printing on sticker paper bags. Hal was a Pentium II dingy beige.

Discovery was a small elevator door pantograph. The capacity below the capacity used.

Instead of - My God, it's full of stars! - Was:
- MeuDeus,'s full queue!
- MeuDeus, I'm here for two and a half hours!
- MeuDeus, does anyone here can answer me?!
- MeuDeus, is the third time I come back here!

The reactions were as primitive hominid ancestors.
Except that no findings or Zarathustra.

There was monolith. Or any other evidence of superior intelligence.
The only mystery was: development?

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It was during the carnival.
He landed the ship next to the Avenue during the parade the first group.
They thought it was float.

He left the ship and greeted the revelers.
They thought it was highlighted ward.

He made an immediate contact with a mulatto very receptive, thin-waisted, full lips and back wealthy.
In his home planet, the mission was considered a failure and he was reported missing.

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For twenty years he worked as a private detective.
Formed in a correspondence course.
It has an office with ceiling fan, windows with shutters, a worn wooden table, a cupboard door, metal file and a disk black phone.
Never managed to solve any case, but has a hottie secretary of breasts and thick thighs that uses a short dress with a large neck.

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Robboto-01 was one of the first results of Dr. Von Smith in an attempt to create a robot to be equipped with artificial intelligence capacity development analysis and conclusion based on the Breeding of human thought patterns. In a bold initiative Von Smith developed his experience through an innovative technique of logistic systems and algorithms created for the whole process of cognition resulted not only in learning a skill, but also in the formation of an individual personality and specific. That is, a creature with thoughts, desires and tastes of their own.

The process of feeding information and intellectual stimulation from many different sources and sophisticated should last about a year, but was interrupted five and a half months after its inception. Despite the efforts of Von Smith in the intensification and improvement of data Robboto-01 began to develop only a limited number of primary and repetitive behaviors:

- Passed to express itself through a primitive language, truncated and poorly drafted.

- Passed to process and prioritize facts irrelevant and useless information on a large scale.

- He felt a desperate need to interact and attract the attention of others.

- Passed to ___________________. ^A

Since then Robboto-01 was deliberately designed for the care of doors, cleaning ashtrays and collecting daily newspaper in the doorway of the castle.

Von Smith speculates that the failure was due to contamination at the main supply of data caused by a small leak from a wireless internet connection. He concluded that the result of the experience was very artificial, but virtually no intelligence.

1. Fill in the blank.

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The disease develops mainly in three progressive phases.
The first phase is subdivided in stages Hematogênese Grease and Saturday Night Fever Ortossêmica where the patient gets extreme gestures and mannerisms and suffers delusions of grandeur.

Usually after a period of two years the disease progresses rapidly weakening the patient physically and mentally up to the second stage metastasis Look Who's Talking. Invariably at the end of this phase the patient has a false recovery during a brief period known as Pulp Fiction Momentum.

The disease worsens bound unto the third and final phase: Scientology Terminallis.

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No delicacy pass unscathed.
No tenderness to be forgotten.
No pampering escape.
All cuteness Pakalollofloy bow before the lord of cute!

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After fifteen years of rolling in the justice process he won the question with a complex argument based on what he usually calls the three pillars humanities: identity, individuality and citizenship. Andrew won the right to leave the name blank on his birth certificate.

Carlos ^first name changes regularly and it usually experiences a period of one month.
He says he has not found its true face representation, but at least it solved the annoying part of having to ask what is the name he is using at the moment.
Now just watch on your badge.


1. The moment that this paragraph was written Andrew had changed his name to Carlos. He said that Andrew was not a "footprint" enough to express your inner self.

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And finally, closing the first working week of the year:
to ward off evil eye and evil eye.


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To attract good things and / or repel evil things.


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