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Whenever he gets nervous he gets a white shade, grows five times its size, the ripping all your clothes leaving him completely naked, and growls violently.
He was also struck by radiation from a nuclear bomb. But instead of gamma rays were beta.

Soon after the explosion of rage, shame and shy he apologizes for scandal.

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After wait twenty-three he looks anxiously at the clock waiting for the twelve strokes define the termination of the contract. Eager for more than an immortal soul he comes to collect the final payment.

Little does he know that the other party involved in law and graduated lawyer turned banker.

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Xbtnex was the only one present in the starting ship Zplzrex in his long ^A trip ² research into the planet H235G-032A (Earth).

Xbtnex would not stop to say goodbye to his cousin and friend, although, like everyone else, do not understand how someone so knowledgeable and prepared as he, with a masters in sociology interplanetary might be interested by an object of much study as ordinary and loses its time with a specialization in human alientropologia.

Xbtnex patronizing smiles every time Zplzrex explains that these forms of carbon-based life has something unique and charming in its insignificance.

1. About 9.4 days.
2. Approximately 75.9 light years.

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Zander is a 2.0 guy.
He hears strange things and some not so.
Watch news and nostalgia.
Created a beautiful girl beautiful.
He works and travels in technology. Toggles between the constant and traqüilamente cautious wisdom of the safe mode and dizziness unregulated overclocking.

But the first opportunity, he wears his worn beige hood and so is a Sandtrooper ahead he raises his hand in his direction:

- You do not need to see his identification.
- We do not need to see his identification.

- These Are not the droids you're looking for.
- These Are not the droids we're looking for.

- He Can go about his business.
- You can go about your business.

- Move along.
- Move along. Move along.

- Are you a chicken.
- Co Co.

Zander has fun. Its light side has a certain dark side.

This post is based on real events.
Any resemblance to actual people and events (not) is entirely coincidental.
No animals were harmed during the writing of this post.