magopaco

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Ceticix still do not understand all this fame around the famous magic potion.
He even thought that does not taste bad, but could not feel that the "link" both say that it gives.
He still prefers a half-dozen beers before the battle.

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The Velociósculus Animalus, known commonly by kissing bug, is an animal of the species Imaginative Animalia. It is a creature of very small stature common in large urban areas, and like his cousin directly, the Carpinteirus Animalus (Bug Carpenter) has a hyper-active behavior and unpredictable.

Usually attacks its prey so docile and friendly, but there are reports of aggressive attacks when the victim does not match his efforts.

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Every time you watch Casablanca has been the hope that Rick will be with Ilsa at the end.
Every time you watch Casablanca has been the frustration of seeing Ilsa leave Rick.

Every time you watch Casablanca has the certainty that soon after The End, after her husband of convenience spawn pushover in the U.S., Ilsa flew to Lisbon to meet with Rick. Since then the couple settled in the city of Port "And they lived happily ever after" running a small and cozy hostel on the banks of the Douro.

Casablanca (1938) Casablanca

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Orlandinho agree with everything.
He goes to great lengths to try to avoid confrontation.
He runs a tight skirts, moves away from controversy and ducks out of discussions.

People consider him a kiss-ass pathological. They do not know anything.
Orlandinho is a frightened terminal.
Every day he's terrified of being afraid.

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At age 5 he believed in everybody.
At age 20 he did not trust anyone over 30.
Today he does not trust anyone regardless of age.
Today he only believes in his own stories.

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- I HAVE NO MONEY!

After an average of three consecutive repetitions of the sentence, the guarantee of immediate occurrence of:

- The _______ thanks you for your attention. ^A

Definitive argument against any kind of telemarketing.
Tested with 100% success rate in invasive and undesirable links two cellular operators, a company credit card bank and an insurer. ²


1. Fill in the blank with the company of his despreferência.
2. Update: Another successful application of the day yesterday, 23/07/08, at 16:47 pm - consortium of cars.

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The technique, commitment and desire involved in implementing a kiss define its quality.
The defined quality for your application is one factor that can reach 97.3% of direct influence on the mutual agreement between two individuals in the formation of a couple.

But the animal only picks up after the "And they lived happily ever after."