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He greenhouse chest singing the national anthem.
Cries in the World Cup.
Cries in the Olympics.
He grinds his teeth in the race until the oscar for best foreign film.

He says this country is fucking.

Parks in a double row.
Play paper on the floor.
Jumps the queue at a bank / supermarket.
Give money for the guard to release the car with expired document.
Rate the deputy who promised a place in the municipal works.

He says that a backward country so do not give more to live.
're Getting a passport to go live in Canada.

NB: In federal police paid a fee for receiving bribe the passport faster.

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Nathaniel hears voices.

But he is no fool. He knows she is just all in your head.
He has become accustomed and no longer connects to the hysterical comments they emit about everything and everyone.

It just irritates the Sunday games.
They all cheer for other teams.

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The goose that lays golden eggs suffered a serious accident.

Very wealthy, after decades accumulating the opulence provided by the cloaca galiforme, Farmer spared no effort to save her.

He invested in a medical program experimental tissue repair and replacement of artificial limbs and organs, the company bought a company that develops fuel and alternative energy sources has attracted capital from two large multi-national telecommunications industry, has won a contract partnership unique hardware and software with an advanced technology company, and assured the guard and the negotiation of all rights to the image / story fasianídea in all the media.

The goose that lays golden eggs survived, but it does not lay more golden eggs. Still she went on to be worth about $ 3.5 billion, 986% times what the original activity could generate throughout its existence.

Now the chicken has a value.

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Although almost methodically Gisele switch the menu of your daily breakfast among the masses and fries from the restaurant to the pound and two sandwiches, fries and large chocolate sundae of fast-food diner, she cares a lot about its shape.

She only drinks diet soda.

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Sometimes not everything depends on the point of view.

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Nobody can argue with him.
He is full of arguments. Long, convoluted, wordy, grammar, grand, flamboyant and not infrequently aggressive, depending on the occasion.

But none of them are frivolous. All are 100% grounded by the thoughts of authorities philosophical, historical, anthropological, sociological, economic and cultural, which it consumes in quantities Homeric.

To any question he always has a response, assessment, foundation, justification, explanation, opinion, judgment and / or defense with the right to quote from the author and the work.

He is full of arguments of others.

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Marble looks askance at his owner every time he asks:
- Sit.
- Give the paw.
- Scrolls.
- Pretend to be dead.
- Get the ball.

Marble has doubts about this whole "best friend".
But just obeying the owner, after all the poor fool is content with so little.


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Here you are young!
Here you consume!
Here you have fun!

Not even for that we have to beat you to death.

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He was a loner.
Living online, but it was not sociable or virtually.
Orkut had not, did not like msn, did not go on Facebook, or used Skype.

Not receiving email from anyone. In your mailbox just got spam. There were thirty-seven days:
- Enlarge your penis.
- Cheap Viagra.
- Windows and photoshop at half price.
- Buy pills xanax online without a prescription.
- Hi, my name is Molly. I'ma beautiful girls 25 years.
- ...

He liked the solitude, but also was a very needy.
He loved receiving spam.

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Rodolfo saw a deal on YouTube where:
- A guy gave a hug in person and then the person also could hug him, and then even said a guard and not let the more he gives hug, but then the person gave hug him again and then everyone gave hug.

Very excited he wanted to give hugs too.
But Rodolfo did not win any.
Rodolfo is poor, have bad breath, bad and dress is ugly.