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At twelve Martinha dreamed sequentially with:
- The first boyfriend;
- The first kiss;
- The first transaction;
- The marriage until death do them part;
- The first child of a series of five.

At thirteen he gave his first kiss.

At forty-seven had two children, two miscarriages, three marriages and countless lovers.

At the time and found that the first kiss and a business-frills kind of gross.

He knows.

The Shadow
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Where do babies come from.

Can you explain again?
I have not figured that part of this bee, and flower stork.
That's what people call menage a trois?

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Very polite, the 301-A model is presented, ask how's the family and commends the photos of the children if the target makes a point to show them.

Even under gentle insistence she denies any invitation to sit and have coffee.

Empathically prepared for any eventuality emotional nurturing she offers words of comfort according to the degree of desperation of the target.

Programmable Timer with countdown function sound and / or background music ^A . Adjustable according to customer's taste or goal.

Its radius of action is approximately 100 meters, but his assertive discern ² it affects only humans, poodles and ripe watermelon ³ .

1. Allows you to create playlists. Supports MP3 and WMA.
2. Exclusive dynamic mechanism-cognitive self-manageable circumstantial. Trademark.
3. Factory setting. It can be easily configured to suit the needs of the client.
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New models in lunchboxes, chaveirinhos and cigarette packs.
Now also in notebooks, erasers, perfumed and erotic accessories.

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Magdalene used to self-praise as an independent woman, modern, adaptable, and assertive. A true example of the new generation of feminists of the XXI century.
Single and self-sufficient, completed 32 years in March. Surprised everyone when he passed out at night and join a dating site.

Says that the clock will not wait. I wish I had a couple.
Think very artificial insemination.

Gypsy consulted, did promise and even shaved his head.
Want to get into the church dressed in white.

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The Wolf Man is self-sufficient.
He is his own best friend.

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Sometimes, usually while walking the streets, you know, Geraldo suddenly stop and stand still. For a few minutes he is still looking at infinity with a terrified expression on her face.
Ten years there that already do not worry: he was diagnosed with panic disorder, agoraphobia, and bipolar disorder with a mild degree of schizophrenia.

He feels a certain pride when I say he is a typical product of modern society of urban-industrial setting. But he really likes to be called manic-depressive.

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Bully loves seeing blood.
When you see a crowd around someone lying on the sidewalk he hastens to open a space to look as well.

Every time the bus passes by a car accident he rises from the bench, stretching his neck and turns her head to see better. Sometimes even asks for the driver to slow down to avoid losing the detail.

Whenever a bully accidentally cut finger he faints.
Bully can not see blood.

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"Now it's soft. I wanted to see if it was in my time. These people [sic] now does nothing. This generation is very alienated, do not know anything. We faced. Put his face, thrust his chest. My generation fought for real. We fought against the system to change the world.

Oqueu [sic] do today? Oh, I am the council's technical secretariat works at City Hall. It is I who organize the bids and make the intermediation contract with the contractor [sic].

If we changed the world? Damn, but of course it does! In one you see?! Asking more pointless. No, the interview is over! You must be a neo-liberal bastard to come here with these reactionary question [sic]! "